<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3704345</id><updated>2011-04-21T17:40:32.949-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The Almighty Drunk</title><subtitle type='html'>Sometimes I wake up behind the HO LEE CHOW dumpster downtown and I have absolutely no recollection of what happened the night before... My doctor says it's because I drink too much, but I know the truth... It's because of those DANG LAWN GNOMES!!! They're always abducting me in the middle of the night and they drug me then dump me in some alley... Dang them... I'll get them back... I'll get them all back!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA...Dang... I need a drink.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://drunkoldman.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3704345/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://drunkoldman.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Poopy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03880050068902182991</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3704345.post-80783071</id><published>2002-08-27T13:12:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2002-08-27T13:13:36.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I am soo wasted&lt;br /&gt;I think I have a hangover&lt;br /&gt;Damn gnomes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3704345-80783071?l=drunkoldman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3704345/posts/default/80783071'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3704345/posts/default/80783071'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://drunkoldman.blogspot.com/2002_08_25_archive.html#80783071' title=''/><author><name>Poopy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03880050068902182991</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3704345.post-80251820</id><published>2002-08-14T19:54:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2002-08-14T19:54:28.660-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Ooogada Booogada!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3704345-80251820?l=drunkoldman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3704345/posts/default/80251820'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3704345/posts/default/80251820'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://drunkoldman.blogspot.com/2002_08_11_archive.html#80251820' title=''/><author><name>Poopy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03880050068902182991</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
